When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
Cool ghost photography by surrealist photographer Cristopher McKenney.
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
In communist China, when pop culture is censored, censorship becomes pop culture.
When an old post randomly starts getting a ton of notes
Dude, as a kid, i used to be like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen
I believe that every american should at least watch this monologue from The Newsroom
excuse me u accidentally pressed the unfollow button ha ha ha fix that