'Please’ is a magic word for Time Lords and humans alike.
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
So they do all look alike
Long lost twins
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
The ol razzle dazzle
Well behaved women rarely make history
Child with leukocoria and strabismus. Frequent signs of retinoblastoma.
My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.
what the fUCK DID YOU DO WOMAN
right click on firefox > inspect element (Q) > click the cube (3D view)
wh-HOOOOOLY FUCKIN SHIT
i aM LAUGHIGN SO UFCKING HAR D I TASTE BLOOD
why were you inspecting a box
Mine won’t do it :(